Okay, seriously...

I HAVE to get some work done but I can't help but post about what I'm hearing on FNC right now. They've got some bozo friend of OJ's on there defending him. He just commented that OJ would not cop a plea in this case, saying "OJ would not go to jail for something he did not do." I think it would be more accurate to say that OJ would not go to jail for something he did do. Goodness I hope, oh sweet hope, that OJ decides to take this before a jury of his "peers." Hmmm, now let's see... how much does a small rental property in that jurisdiction cost???

Fox News Alert!

Why is this such a big story? I'm more surprised that he hasn't been arrested for murder in the past 10+ years than the fact that "the Juice is in the can" again. I wouldn't be shocked to learn he's suspected in murders up and down the eastern seaboard (hey, why even limit it to that region?) but I be would SHOCKED to learn that any felony charges stick to this man. A conviction? That would be a real Fox News Alert...

PS-- I just heard Denise Brown (his ex-sister-in-law) compare this to Al Capone... interesting I suppose but I don't have that much faith in Vegas. Oh why couldn't this have happened in Alabama? We'd make this whole thing a state holiday.