Oh, how I long to post about important things while referring to things like Tbilisi, Musharaff, and vacuous (hey, that "chick" Roseanne called Brad Pitt that, not me... darn!) but I have so little time yet an unwaivering commitment to make you chuckle. Oh the dilemma! Although this oughta do the trick...
2nd grade Teacher to Ricky Bobby's class: Let's name things that come in pairs. Anybody?
Ricky Bobby's classmate #1: Hands!
Ricky Bobby's classmate #2: Feet!
Ricky Bobby's classmate #3: Eyes!
Ricky Bobby: Your chest!
Ricky Bobby's teacher: No, you only have one chest.
Ricky Bobby: Well, some people have two! (Motioning to each side of his *ahem* chest)
Funny? Yes? No? Do I have to spell it out for you? If so, he was talking about B-O-O-B-S. That is all for now.
What can I say? I is who I is.
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2 comments:
YES, funny!!! My son would probably have said the same thing. He is a boob man.
LOL I was telling PlumberBoy that it would have really been great if the teacher would have taken a picture of the board! It would have been a CLASSIC!!
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