Yes ME. McCain is suffering from Alzheimer's, Lewy-Body dementia, Parkinson's, or all of the above if he picks Lieberman as his running mate. Seriously. What the... And since I know McCain reads this blog and cherishes my opinion (he should) then I've got to do my little part and carve out a voice of reason here on the world wide web.
Dear Distinguished Senator McCain (catch more flies with honey...):
With all due respect, you are certifiable if you pick Senator Joseph Lieberman as your running mate. While he has many admirable qualities (*trying to remain calm here*), he will ruin your ticket and hand-deliver a defeat. However, I have it on good authority that you will in fact run away--downhill--with the election if you choose Governor Bobby Jindal as your running mate (somewhere in the ballpark of a 65-35 split). Do.Not.Mess.This.Up. Make him reconsider. Since there is no box marked "Not Barack Obama" on our ballot, you have us over a barrel. We're counting on you to do the right thing. We're crying uncle. We get it. Do you?
Sincerely,
One of your earliest fans in Alabama who is hoping you don't make her look like an old fool who's so cool.
PS: Mike Huckabee is still an extremely viable option. Check into it.
PPS: Seriously, don't screw this up.
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Our insurance adjuster's name is Mike Huckabee. Even though he's not the right Mike Huckabee, he would still probably make a better a better VP than Joey Lieb.
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