Friday, September 21, 2007

Couldn't have happened...

...to a nicer guy. I think I've got it all figured out. Miami played inspired ball last night because all their collective problems can be pinned on Dennis Franchione. If Franchione hadn't bolted from UA, UA wouldn't have been forced to hire Mike Shula (Miami's golden boy since his daddy is their version of Bear Bryant, Mr. Don Shula) on the fly, fire Mike Shula a few years later, and then hire/steal their new (and previously beloved) Dolphins coach, one Mr. Nick Saban. So see, it's really all Franchione's fault... isn't it always?!? HOOK 'EM HORNS!

PS-- I tried to find some hilarious photoshopped pics of Fran but that's taking too much time. I'll post one if I ever dig it up.

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