Monday, February 4, 2008

Acute Patriotitis

Well...so great was the disappointment, so searing the loss that it caused a 2 mm crystal formation to dislodge itself from somewhere within Plumberboy's own sacred plumbing and start its painful descent into his hallowed bladder. I believe this is what people affectionately call passing a kidney stone but when coupled with the historic collapse of your childhood football team, it is referred to as acute Patriotitis.

That's all for now. Too.tired.

6 comments:

Stacy said...

I'm so sorry for his pain and hope he's all better soon!

Anonymous said...

It's funny, but it's not. Now you can say, you had a baby after your team lost and Jeff had a stone. Hope he feels better both emotionally and physically.

Shannon said...

Oh, man, I feel so bad for both of you, even though I just L'edOL. Witnessing Tony passing his kidney stones several years ago is something I'll never forget. That is rough, I feel bad for any guy (or gal) that's got to go through that. Plus, oh yeah, what a game. Yuck!

Stacy said...

Shannon, I've NEVER seen "L'edOL"

THAT made me LOL! How grammatically correct of you!

Steph said...

Hello people. Yes, Shannon, I too appreciate the grammar! :)

Thanks for all the well wishes... I'll pass them along to said sufferer. Stacie, it WAS kind of funny that it happened the night after the big loss. I think people might deduce that we're a little too emotionally invested in football!

Thanks again for your concern guys.

Shannon said...

Well, you know, when I proof-read it, it just didn't seem right, so I had to fix it.