HUH?!?!?

I thought Nick Saban was going to West Virginia?!?! My best friend's second cousin thrice removed installed satellite in Saban's neighborhood three weeks ago and saw a moving van backing out of a driveway... and the driver was wearing a navy blue shirt. Man, I thought Saban was a goner because, ya know, I think he played college ball at WVUKSO (that's West Virginia University at Kent State of Ohio, sometimes referred to as Kent State...geez, get with it!) But then again, I also hear Saban is waiting to hear something from the Hoover job. When will this coaching carousel stop?!?! Will it ever?!?!

When will I stop using "?!?!" Never?!?!